[Intro]
Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back
Tell a friend
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
All right stop!.... Pajama time

[Verse 1- Eminem]
Come here little kiddies on my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of child investigate
And accusate (ahh ahh ahh!)
No worries, papas got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise
I done touched on everything but little boys
and Thats not a stab a Michael, thats just a metaphor
I'm just psycho, I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit outta control with my rhymes
Good god chick do a little slide
Bend down touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor like TP for my bunghole
And its cool if you let one go
No body's gonna know who hear it
Give a little toot toot its okay *fart*
Oops my cd just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance get your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass oops I meant girl
Girl, girl, girl, girl you know you're my world
Aight now lose it ahh ahh ahh, just lose it ahh ahh ahh
Go crazy ahh ahh ahh oh baby (ahh ahh) oh baby (ahh ahh)

[Verse 2- Eminem]
Now its friday and its my day
To party all the way to sunday
maybe till monday I dont know what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Cruisin on the freeway, feelin kinda breezy
Get the top down, and my hair blow
I don't know where I'm goin
But when I get there I know someone's gonna touch my body
Excuse me miss I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomache and pull my hair
Spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out yeah
Whats your name girl whats your sign?
[Man you must be up out your mind]
Dre ahh ahh beer guy goes blind
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance get your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass oops I meant girl
Girl, girl, girl, girl you know you're my world
Aight now lose it ahh ahh ahh, just lose it ahh ahh ahh
Go crazy ahh ahh ahh oh baby oh baby

[Verse 3- Eminem]
Now its tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
They said I was runnin butt naked down the street screamin ahh ahh ahh
your honor I'm sorry I don't remember
All I know is this much I'm not guilty
They said save it boy we got you on tape yellin at an old lady to touch my body

*beat changes to beginnning of "Lose Yourself*

Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
Its real intense no one makes a sound
Everything looks like its 8 Mile now
The beat comes back everybody just lose theirselves

*Beat comes back*

Snap back to reality look its B Rabbit
Yo you signed me up to battle?
I'm a grown man jubba jubba jubba jubba jubba jubba
I know dont have any lines to go right here ????
Tell me fellas (what)
tell me fellas (what)
grab ya left nut and make ya right one jealous
Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls, tall girls, small girls
I'm callin all girls everyone report to the dance floor
Its just chance for a little romance whore
Butt squeezin its the season just go ahh ahh ahh
So appeasin

[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance get your chance
Yeah boy shake that ass oops I meant girl
Girl, girl, girl, girl you know you're my world
Aight now lose it ahh ahh ahh, just lose it ahh ahh ahh
Go crazy ahh ahh ahh oh baby oh baby

[Outro- Eminem]
Touch my body, touch my body
Ooh boy just touch my body
I mean girl just touch my body